‘Doug Jones Is Disappointed by the Shape of Water–Inspired Dildo, but I Am Not’ for Slate

Ever since a friend showed me the hand gesture that Elisa uses in The Shape of Water to explain the mechanism by which her amphibious lover’s hidden penis appears, I’ve been curious to see this fish dick for myself. Guillermo del Toro is no stranger to creating complex magical creatures, and I thought he would leap at the chance to show off the trap-door mechanism he devised to protect the modesty of “The Asset,” allowing his private parts to go from internal to external as needed….

Read more ‘Doug Jones Is Disappointed by the Shape of Water–Inspired Dildo, but I Am Not’ at slate.com


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